Hurry Up Tomorrow Review

 


A bizarre and deeply uninteresting piece of self-flagellation/fellation that is like 95% first act and 5% mind-numbing climax. Shults is on a herculean task to elevate this to something moving or exciting and damnit he got close to making me think he’d get there. Unfortunately, no amount of formal swinging for the fences can help something that is fundamentally a whole lotta nothing. Would seriously be a career ender for anyone not currently on the highest grossing tour in NA for 2025. Just embarrassing for Abel. At least Ortega showed up for work! D-

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