Lilo & Stitch Review

Barely adequate! Has that signature mix of heart and chaos but never manages quite the same heights of either that the original just crushes. Most of the changes this makes to the original are kinda confounding and don’t really add much. However, the cast here is aces. Maia Kealoha and Sydney Agudong are really surprisingly commanding leads and scene-chewers like Billy Magnussen, Courtney B. Vance and Amy Hill color in a lot of the margins. Hard for me to dislike anything featuring these characters but I really wish this had more of the deeply defiant spirit that has driven Stitch for these decades. It’s 20+ minutes longer than the original but somehow feels like it has even less in it. C+

 

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